by Elysian27 February 21, 2010
An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.
I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.
by Arianna Jeret June 27, 2013
by Rasputin the third July 21, 2005
Its so fun to say "Farticle alert!" every time I let one loose.
Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull
When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,
Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull
When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,
by The.Sniper October 04, 2017
At a party...
Friend 1: "Dude we gotta go, I just released some serious farticles."
Friend 2: "What is a farticle?"
Friend 1: "It means I farted and a little poo particles came out."
Friend 2: "Gross."
OR
Roommate 1:"Dude thanks for leaving farticles on my pillow last night...now I have pink eye."
Roommate 2:"Ohh no problem man, anytime."
Friend 1: "Dude we gotta go, I just released some serious farticles."
Friend 2: "What is a farticle?"
Friend 1: "It means I farted and a little poo particles came out."
Friend 2: "Gross."
OR
Roommate 1:"Dude thanks for leaving farticles on my pillow last night...now I have pink eye."
Roommate 2:"Ohh no problem man, anytime."
by dirtyhippiesarah March 30, 2010
He alighted the bus and as he did so, in his hurry, he broke wind. His embarrassment doubled as he sat and realised a small farticle remained.
by doug nicholls March 28, 2004
by Mr. LeStrange May 18, 2018