Farticle

When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.
Yuck, I smell some farticles in the air.
by Elysian27 February 21, 2010
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Farticle

An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.
I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.
by Arianna Jeret June 27, 2013
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Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.
An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.
by Rasputin the third July 21, 2005
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What farts are made of...
Tiny fart particles called Particles...
Its so fun to say "Farticle alert!" every time I let one loose.

Hey watch out for those farticles even as small as they are their quite powerfull

When my kids say dad, "What are farts made of? I reply Farticles! they laugh like crazy.,
by The.Sniper October 04, 2017
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When one releases a fart and tiny poo particles come out.
At a party...
Friend 1: "Dude we gotta go, I just released some serious farticles."
Friend 2: "What is a farticle?"
Friend 1: "It means I farted and a little poo particles came out."
Friend 2: "Gross."

OR

Roommate 1:"Dude thanks for leaving farticles on my pillow last night...now I have pink eye."
Roommate 2:"Ohh no problem man, anytime."
by dirtyhippiesarah March 30, 2010
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Farticle

Small accidental excretion of faeces following involuntary fart.
He alighted the bus and as he did so, in his hurry, he broke wind. His embarrassment doubled as he sat and realised a small farticle remained.
by doug nicholls March 28, 2004
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Particles created by farts that are contaminated with fecal matter and float in the air.
Close the toilet seat before you flush so you don't get farticles on your toothbrush.
by Mr. LeStrange May 18, 2018
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