Farmageddon
Farmageddon by Robopoet March 26, 2010
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farmageddon
n.Unfortunate event which destroys a crop or otherwise damages a farm's existence.
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Yessir. I reckon it was before you was born, before the farmageddon, but this here used to be wheatfields as far as the eye could see. That was before they built them pipelines.
But after you and grandma stole the land from the Indians?
You hankerin' a whipping boy?
But after you and grandma stole the land from the Indians?
You hankerin' a whipping boy?
farmageddon by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013
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Armageddon garden
A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
Armageddon garden by Hofesh November 14, 2011
Barmageddon
1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
Barmageddon by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010
carmageddon 2
A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...
1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...
2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.
carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!
1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...
2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.
carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!
Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!
*Kutter gets wasted*
Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!
*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*
I love carmageddon 2!
Kutter: Ohh cock!
*Kutter gets wasted*
Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!
*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*
I love carmageddon 2!
carmageddon 2 by shaun gardner August 23, 2006
karmageddon
A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.
Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.
The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.
The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!
karmageddon by grailer August 6, 2008
worms armageddon
worms armageddon by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004
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