100 definitions by gnostic 1
n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.
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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
by gnostic 1 December 20, 2012
n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.
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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?
No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.
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by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013
n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.
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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?
Total goalie fight.
Total goalie fight.
by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013
n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.
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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?
Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.
Been hurt too much?
No. Not enough.
Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.
Been hurt too much?
No. Not enough.
by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013
v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.
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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?
by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012
n. The average woman's take on something.
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The muffler keeps the engine warm. Right?
Well, that would be your first misstake. But I bet it won't be your last.
Well, that would be your first misstake. But I bet it won't be your last.
by gnostic 1 May 8, 2013