100 definitions by gnostic 1
n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.
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My eyes! My eyes!
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012
v. Feeling low after a humiliation such as a loss by one's favourite team, or a rejection in love etc.
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You seen Larry today? He is totally crawling.
What up? He didn't think the Ravens would actually win did he?
What up? He didn't think the Ravens would actually win did he?
by gnostic 1 February 2, 2013
Oddly organised knitting enthusiasts who play a little music in between purling sweaters. Twice voted Melbourne's Hottest New Scarfers by the Foster Chunder Association of Woolamaroo, the Clashing Colours are responsible for the designs of most of the away strips in the Australian Football League including the Paramatta Eels, Woogawooga Shielas and the Gosling Surfing Wrens.
The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.
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The CC were formed in 2009 when a leftist boarder with one testicle grew tired of poking himself with a crotchet hook and decided to take up the bass. Mayhem soon followed and was taught, idiomatically, how to drum. Plenty of yarn and a piano were procured from a second-hand abo store in the blue mountains and, struth, the rest is history.
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G'day mate! Y 'right? I reckon my dingo's colder than a wallies nellie t'night. How'd ya like to pop out and see if Clashing Colours could weave me up a quick Gosling jumper to warm the frost off my wankle. While yer up give the finger to those poms across the road. Ta.
by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012
n. Sheep that has no apparent desire to follow the activities of the flock and thus, by extension, both a person ridiculed for not fitting in, and a free-thinking person who doesn't follow convention.
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by gnostic 1 May 7, 2013
exclamation. Snow boarder equivalent to "surf's up!" Usually shouted by overly-enthusiastic newbies at the first sign of flakes.
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Snow's up!
What are you talking about? It's August.
No. There! See!
I think that's dandruff falling off your head.
What are you talking about? It's August.
No. There! See!
I think that's dandruff falling off your head.
by gnostic 1 December 19, 2012
n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.
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by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
place. Only the best city in New Zealand! Struth! From the beehive-shaped legislative buildings to the furnicular railroad that takes you down to the cricket rink there is little about Wellington that won't stop your heart with its grandeur.
Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.
Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.
Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Wellington is nearly as pretty as Christchurch and, with a good bit of work, could be as interesting as Auckland.
Without the first-class rugby.
Right.
Without the first-class rugby.
Right.
by gnostic 1 December 9, 2012