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exclamation. Snow boarder equivalent to "surf's up!" Usually shouted by overly-enthusiastic newbies at the first sign of flakes.

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Snow's up!

What are you talking about? It's August.

No. There! See!

I think that's dandruff falling off your head.
by gnostic 1 December 19, 2012
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n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012
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n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.
by gnostic 1 September 23, 2013
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v. Fail, do poorly at a task, put in minimal effort. Used by Canadian skaters and curling enthusiasts. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Nice stone fling Natalie! You totally swept the rings!

Thanks. Usually when I come to the rink I just suck the icicle.

Really? Well perhaps there'll be some down time while they pebble the ends. I'll loosen my parka.
by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013
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n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?
by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013
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v. Acting like an entitled low-life while high on drugs.

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You got to stop biebering every weekend. You'll end up in the slammer.

Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!
by gnostic 1 February 1, 2014
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1) n. Small cute ground-dwelling rodent often used as a target by young folk possessed of small-bore rifles and a sense of entitlement.

2) n. Any person who is the target of the wrath, animosity etc. of a superior, teacher etc.

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I am not going into the sales meeting unless an intern shows up. I do not want to be the gopher.

Word that.
by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013
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