place. Pretty village hidden amongst the gravel tailings that scar much of west central Alberta. Home to the Fighting Muskrats Senior hockey team and a plethora of Craft Shoppes, Hanna seeks to maintain an 18th century look to its streets and parks with a laissez-faire attitude to upkeep. The high school band won third place in a regional march-off in 1982 but no other musical talent has emerged from this vibrant arcane fenestration in the Canadian tapestry.
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Have any famous bands come out of Hanna?
Of course! The Hanna Bulls Marchers did us proud back in 1982.
v. To powerfully dominate, usually in a sport, business, or other competitive area.
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I am totally going to serena you. You'll be lucky if you survive!
Dude! It's just ping-pong.
n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.
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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.
Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".
You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?
Buy a
olympic "athlete"
mug!
n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.
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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!
n. Any overly-hyped assemblage of lame older folk prancing about in silly clothes for a noble cause.
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Hey, did you hear? The Toronto Homeless Ladies Centre burned down and now Loverboy and Barenaked Ladies are getting back together for a 121212.
If we raise a lot of money today can we prevent this travesty?
n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.
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My eyes! My eyes!
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.
