100 definitions by gnostic 1
That debt is enormoose! You think you're the government or something?
Is that rhetorical?
Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?
Yeah.
So I've already ruined that.
Is that rhetorical?
Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?
Yeah.
So I've already ruined that.
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.
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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013
n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.
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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?
Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.
Been hurt too much?
No. Not enough.
Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.
Been hurt too much?
No. Not enough.
by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013
exclamation. Snow boarder equivalent to "surf's up!" Usually shouted by overly-enthusiastic newbies at the first sign of flakes.
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Snow's up!
What are you talking about? It's August.
No. There! See!
I think that's dandruff falling off your head.
What are you talking about? It's August.
No. There! See!
I think that's dandruff falling off your head.
by gnostic 1 December 19, 2012
n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.
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How's the search for a new house coming?
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012
v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.
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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
v. To powerfully dominate, usually in a sport, business, or other competitive area.
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by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012
