Robopoet's definitions

answerupt

To interrupt an answer you asked as no answer will satisfy you.

Wife - "What were you doing with that woman?"
Husband - "Well, we were just..."
Wife - "Yeah, right! I know what you were doing!"
Husband - "Don't answerupt me."

by Robopoet January 20, 2006

zomoeba

A brain eating amoeba.

George Bush does not need to worry about the zomoebas when he goes swimming.

by Robopoet January 4, 2009

Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008

galaxative

The most powerful laxative in the galaxy.

If you want a more powerful laxative you'll have to go to another galaxy because this is totally galaxative.

by Robopoet January 7, 2008

doodiebomb

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.

I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.

by Robopoet February 20, 2006

Beetzaria

A retaurant where beetzas (beet pizzas) are served.

"Lets pop in at the beetzaria and snag some beetzas."

by Robopoet October 31, 2009