Robopoet's definitions

Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

Doofus Comedy

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.

I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.

by Robopoet February 27, 2010

Beetzaria

A retaurant where beetzas (beet pizzas) are served.

"Lets pop in at the beetzaria and snag some beetzas."

by Robopoet October 31, 2009

zomoeba

A brain eating amoeba.

George Bush does not need to worry about the zomoebas when he goes swimming.

by Robopoet January 4, 2009

jesustinance

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.

That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.

by Robopoet January 4, 2009

rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008

galaxative

The most powerful laxative in the galaxy.

If you want a more powerful laxative you'll have to go to another galaxy because this is totally galaxative.

by Robopoet January 7, 2008