jesustinance

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.

That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.

by Robopoet January 04, 2009

take me down

This experience is great. I'm high. As in the Guns n' Roses lyrics, "Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty."

This weed is really good. Take me down.

by Robopoet August 11, 2005

doodiebomb

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.

I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.

by Robopoet February 20, 2006

Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

cigargoyle

A gargoyle smoking a cigar.

Good thing that cigargoyle is made of stone or it might get lung cancer.

by Robopoet February 19, 2006

rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008

Is this skit over?

Used when friends are discussing a comical situation that might occur and end up launching into a verbal skit about it. Each friend takes on the role of a character and offers up different comments that might be funny in the hypothetical situation, often taking on a different voice. These verbal skits often go on too long and are milked to death. Without breaking out of character, someone involved in the skit can end it by injecting "Is this skit over?"

(pretending to order at a Dairy Queen)
Friend1 "I saw your sign and before ordering I'd like to let you know I'm allergic to peanuts."
Friend2 "Thanks for letting me know. What can I get you?"
Friend1 "I'll have a small cup of peanuts, please."
Friend2 "I'm sorry, I can't serve you that. You just said you're allergic."
Friend1 "Oh, they're not for me. They're for my friend. He's waiting outside."
Friend2 "So why did you tell me you're allergic?"
Friend1 "You're sign told me to."
Friend2 "Why can't your friend come in and order for himself?"
Friend1 "He's mute."
Friend1 "Is this skit over?"

by Robopoet August 11, 2005