fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.

*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"

by GP17 February 29, 2008

fappie

A very long, lucious eyelash.

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"

by kristi king January 17, 2008

Fappiness

The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

by Big D L May 22, 2008

fappy

A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate.

Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues!

by The Des July 23, 2006

fappy

When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut

John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours

by a man and his sausage August 16, 2015

Fappy

The state of simultaneously being full and happy.

After scrounging down that huge burrito, Jimmy felt pleasently fappy.

by Duder98 April 13, 2017

Fappy

A person who loves to fap and happy while doing it

Man, him and her had a fun time being fappy with each other

by Theloppyfoppy October 06, 2018