fappieren 

German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.

Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)

fappieren by german_slang December 13, 2015

Fappered Out 

Tired from fapping too much.

Boy 1: Why are you so tired today?
Boy 2: I'm all fappered out from last night!

Fappered Out by particulus May 16, 2011

Fapperoni and Cheese 

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

Fapperoni and Cheese by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

Fappernicking

Masturbating to black lives matter.

Hey La'Quan put your penis away!!!

Sorry bro, I was just Fappernicking to all of the social unrest.

Fappernicking by FreshCum November 3, 2016

fapperoni 

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.

Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.

fapperoni by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009

Fapperoni 

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

Fapperoni by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014

Fappier Than Ever 

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

Fappier Than Ever by gregben February 26, 2022