Fapped

The past tense of the sounds of masturbation followed by ejaculation.

Dazon Curtis fapped into his Chachi.

by adriononyonib August 29, 2017

Fapped

The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."

Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")

by Del-ve-na June 20, 2003

Fapped

A photo of someone has been modified using the popular face enhancer/modifier app 'FaceApp'

Their profile photo has clearly been fapped

by Jack Hamma July 23, 2019

fap fap fap

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

by SAN JOSE STATE April 28, 2003

fap fap fap

Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

by Chullage February 02, 2009

fap fap

an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation

I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.

by yayaluvshearts July 28, 2008

Fap

Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...

by a random guy who likes writing April 13, 2016