Fapcident

When your unholy fap time is destroyed by your bed,chair,parents,children,etc.

person1:hey man,what's up?You don't look good.

Person2:Yea man,I had a terrible fapcident yesterday and since then my gf stopped talking to me.

by rastafap May 7, 2013

Fappcident

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

Factcident

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

rapcident

An accidental rhyme said in casual conversation

Ric: "It took me about an hour to clean that shower!"
James: "Yo, did you just have a rapcident???"

by ric.james January 31, 2010

Napcident

“An accidental nap”.

You know when you’re laying on your couch at home reading a book or watching reality trash on tv? Maybe your head is against a nice pillow… there’s a blanket at hand…?

You didn’t get on the couch with sleeping intent, yet all of a sudden, snoozing simply feels like the right thing to do. And then you fall asleep for anywhere between 20 minutes and 2 hours?

Well my friend, you’ve just experienced a Napcident.

by Frankelstache November 13, 2009

Hapcident

A unplanned for situation/accident that is pleasant or happy;

An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.

The breaking of the ugly vase was such a hapcident !

They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.

by WordGirlQueen December 27, 2011

fatcident

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

by BigMack January 24, 2014