fapettizer

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction

I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out

by LeHoff November 13, 2013

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Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

by 011000110 April 13, 2015

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Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

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Looking at pictures before you have fap, and you start rubbing ur doodle

Wow this pictures hot,im gonna have a Fappitizer

by HerpDeeDerp November 6, 2010

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Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)

Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010

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Fappetizer

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*

*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.

by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014

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