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Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015
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fappetizer 

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.
Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.
fappetizer by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

Fappitizer 

Looking at pictures before you have fap, and you start rubbing ur doodle
Wow this pictures hot,im gonna have a Fappitizer
Fappitizer by HerpDeeDerp November 6, 2010

FAPPETIZER 

Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)
Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."
FAPPETIZER by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010

Fappetizer 

n. The act of masturbating while eating a girl out before the main (inter)course.

A combination of appetizer and the verb fap(to masturbate).

Used as a noun in language*
*Bro 1: Hey, Bro 2. What are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Going to the girlfriend's.

Bro 1: Nice. Don't forget to order a fappetizer.
Fappetizer by SPla2ki5 March 7, 2014

fappetizer 

viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.
During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.
fappetizer by his dudliness October 15, 2015
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