Jowzy

These pants are...they’re just jowzy.

I hate those underwear, they feel jowzy.
by 011000110 May 10, 2021
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Fapetorium

A person's fapetorium is the location at which fapping takes place. It is typically a single area of space where habitual fapping takes place, but it could be any location at which someone has fapped or is fapping.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my fapetorium.

My fapetorium is decked out with secret compartments to hold lotion, tissues, etc.

Well, the party was nice until Alex decided to turn the place into a fapetorium.
by 011000110 July 11, 2016
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Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.
I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.
by 011000110 August 26, 2022
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bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.
Tom is being a total bird candy right now.
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Cousband

The husband of a woman that married her cousin.
A: Who is over there wearing that ridiculous hat?
B: Oh, that’s Trina’s cousband.
A: Trina married her cousin?!
by 011000110 May 08, 2022
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Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.
That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.
by 011000110 July 18, 2022
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Fappetizer

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
by 011000110 April 13, 2015
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