Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017

Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.

I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.

by 011000110 August 26, 2022

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

Fapetorium

A person's fapetorium is the location at which fapping takes place. It is typically a single area of space where habitual fapping takes place, but it could be any location at which someone has fapped or is fapping.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my fapetorium.

My fapetorium is decked out with secret compartments to hold lotion, tissues, etc.

Well, the party was nice until Alex decided to turn the place into a fapetorium.

by 011000110 July 11, 2016

gay coke

Cocaine you receive from a homosexual individual which is of higher quality than average cocaine.

OMG, you guys have never had coke until you've tried gay coke.

Hey, do you have Shawn's number? Lets get some gay coke.

by 011000110 November 22, 2015

Cousband

The husband of a woman that married her cousin.

A: Who is over there wearing that ridiculous hat?
B: Oh, that’s Trina’s cousband.
A: Trina married her cousin?!

by 011000110 May 8, 2022