Definitions by 011000110

Sneeze Impotence 

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.

I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.

Sneeze Impotence by 011000110 August 26, 2022

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam 

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam by 011000110 July 18, 2022

Cousband 

The husband of a woman that married her cousin.

A: Who is over there wearing that ridiculous hat?
B: Oh, that’s Trina’s cousband.
A: Trina married her cousin?!

Cousband by 011000110 May 8, 2022

Jowzy

Uncomfortably fitting; bunched up

These pants are...they’re just jowzy.

I hate those underwear, they feel jowzy.

Jowzy by 011000110 May 10, 2021

bird candy 

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

bird candy by 011000110 June 23, 2017

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

Hard-On Sandwich by 011000110 August 25, 2016

Fapetorium

A person's fapetorium is the location at which fapping takes place. It is typically a single area of space where habitual fapping takes place, but it could be any location at which someone has fapped or is fapping.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my fapetorium.

My fapetorium is decked out with secret compartments to hold lotion, tissues, etc.

Well, the party was nice until Alex decided to turn the place into a fapetorium.

Fapetorium by 011000110 July 11, 2016