Fappitizer
Fappitizer by HerpDeeDerp November 6, 2010
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Fappetizer
Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015
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fapettizer
the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction
fapettizer by LeHoff November 13, 2013
Nappitizer
Nappitizer by Jesykah November 18, 2013
fappetizer
fappetizer by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010
FAPPETIZER
Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)
Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."
FAPPETIZER by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010
Happitizers
Happy hour Appetizers - these tidbits of unusually expensive appetizers are somewhat affordable when the restaurant of choice offers to literally split the cost in two. By splitting and slashing the cost of the tasty tangible treats, frugal couples usually order three or more Happitizers which easily substitutes for a regular dinner meal shared among chintzy friends or a penny pinching family seeking a budget buzz. Happitizer Budget Bonus Benefit is when accompanying margaritas are only $1.00, and joined together with happitizers, making an already thrifty date with friends seem even more inexpensive and highly desired for repeat echoed dates striving for an encore of entertainment.
Eric running through through high school halls yelling: “when is the next Happitizers happening”?
Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”
Shelia: “let’s go tonight ya’ll”
Happitizers by Torsiondrummer September 30, 2018
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