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Fapatizer 

Fapatizer- noun.

Some source of visual, auditory or physical stimulus that entices you to reach down, work up a massive erection and "Fap" it until orgasm.
"I was scrolling through the galleries on my phone, and came across my Fapatizer folder........ Then came across my belly a few minutes later."
Fapatizer by shotgun shippy March 29, 2017
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Faptized 

When a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.
Guy.. "hey man you know gina?

Friend.. "ya I know that girl what about her?"
Guy.. "Dude i totally Faptized her face last night"
Friend.. "for real?"
Guy.. "Hell Ya!"
Faptized by Savage Sammich October 13, 2010
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Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015

fapettizer 

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction
I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out
fapettizer by LeHoff November 13, 2013

Fagatized 

Omg they totally Fagatized that dance move!
Fagatized by Sophie!! ~.^ April 4, 2009

fappetizer 

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.
Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.
fappetizer by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010

Fappitizer 

Looking at pictures before you have fap, and you start rubbing ur doodle
Wow this pictures hot,im gonna have a Fappitizer
Fappitizer by HerpDeeDerp November 6, 2010
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