falut

The act of being at fault for something, but to only realize said mistake in hindsight.

ie.. Kieth was faluted when he spent all of his money on Coke just before his speakers broke

falut by BosFriend February 20, 2007

falur 

a strange way to spell and pronounce "failure" originally derived from the depressing voice of the narrator from the original super smash bros. video game series, for the Nintendo 64

upon failure of an event due to player's lack of skill or of game mis-cooperation towards the player, this voice labels you a failure at task completion and ultimately pwns you at life, making players wither in a corner, depressed at their own lack of skill, thus creating societies worst enemy yet our greatest victim of tease, the emos

*break the targets!!*

link: GAH!!!

narrator: FAILURE!

dude: dude ur a falur

falur by Dus10 January 16, 2008

Falutin-free 

(from Highfalutin-free) A product or culinary creation’s optimal state of existence that avoids crossing the threshold into being unnecessarily complicated or exotically flavorful as to diminish the maker’s intended experience for the consumer, which is to deliver the expected purpose or sensory stimulation. The term was coined by comedian, Adam Carolla, on “The Adam Carolla Show” podcast(January 23, 2014).

Stewardess(Over PA): On today’s flight, we will be serving a pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza with a side avocado and mango salad tossed in passion fruit vinaigrette OR a turkey sandwich.

(minutes later)

Stewardess: Which would you like, sir?

Adam: Can you tell me about the turkey sandwich?

Stewardess: Sir?

Adam: Well I’d just like to know if it’s falutin-free or if the chef who made it was jacking off, you know, like he did with the pizza.

Falutin-free by griffin_t_a January 24, 2014

Jam Magno's fault 

A word from filo gp, used to explain that if something went wrong, It's Jam Magno's fault.
It's always Jam Magno's fault.

-Rabiya lost? Jam Magno's fault.

Jam Magno's fault by easyganders May 16, 2021

Falufa 

Falufa

Entry: Fa-lu-fa (Falufa)
Pronounciation: \ˈfȯl-üf-ȯ\
Function: noun

1. A pouch-like protrusion on a very fat person above/near the genital region, giving the appearance of very fat genitals (commonly seen on fat people riding around on scooters in a grocery store).
2. A second gut.

Dude 1: "what's wrong with that woman? I didn't think Women could get elephantitis..."

Dude 2: "That's just a falufa. She's a fat fuck with 2 guts."

Falufa by Chris H., Pip R. May 2, 2010

Venus faultline

A wide vagina that leaves barely any room for the taint. Or in other words, the crack of a girl's pussy that goes all the way down and becomes the ass crack.

Dude: My girlfriend's pussy and ass crack are practically connected, bro! She says it's called a "Venus faultline"!

Venus faultline by Anonymous4236 September 16, 2017

Falationship

A relationship consisting primarily of oral sex.

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.

Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010