Falutin-free
(from Highfalutin-free) A product or culinary creation’s optimal state of existence that avoids crossing the threshold into being unnecessarily complicated or exotically flavorful as to diminish the maker’s intended experience for the consumer, which is to deliver the expected purpose or sensory stimulation. The term was coined by comedian, Adam Carolla, on “The Adam Carolla Show” podcast(January 23, 2014).
Stewardess(Over PA): On today’s flight, we will be serving a pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza with a side avocado and mango salad tossed in passion fruit vinaigrette OR a turkey sandwich.
(minutes later)
Stewardess: Which would you like, sir?
Adam: Can you tell me about the turkey sandwich?
Stewardess: Sir?
Adam: Well I’d just like to know if it’s falutin-free or if the chef who made it was jacking off, you know, like he did with the pizza.
(minutes later)
Stewardess: Which would you like, sir?
Adam: Can you tell me about the turkey sandwich?
Stewardess: Sir?
Adam: Well I’d just like to know if it’s falutin-free or if the chef who made it was jacking off, you know, like he did with the pizza.
Falutin-free by griffin_t_a January 24, 2014
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high falutin
Jane's high falutin airs didn't impress her co workers at the factory. They knew that her date took her to the local drive in for fast food.
high falutin by Michelle Llauger April 28, 2006
Falito
An electronic version of manna from heaven. Receipt of material brings about a positive physical and spiritual reaction.
If these gems were to assume a physical form they would most certainly materialize as Doritos. Dealer's choice as to the flavor of said snack from above.
A new song, picture, etc received electronically that is so fantastic and delicious you find yourself exclaiming that it is like manna from heaven.
If these gems were to assume a physical form they would most certainly materialize as Doritos. Dealer's choice as to the flavor of said snack from above.
A new song, picture, etc received electronically that is so fantastic and delicious you find yourself exclaiming that it is like manna from heaven.
Falito by D Broccoli January 21, 2010
falto
An f-alto horn; the marching version of the French horn; also called a mellophone; the greatest section (and section of the year for the most times) of the Band of the Fighting Irish
falto by faltoplayer December 26, 2010