falur 

a strange way to spell and pronounce "failure" originally derived from the depressing voice of the narrator from the original super smash bros. video game series, for the Nintendo 64

upon failure of an event due to player's lack of skill or of game mis-cooperation towards the player, this voice labels you a failure at task completion and ultimately pwns you at life, making players wither in a corner, depressed at their own lack of skill, thus creating societies worst enemy yet our greatest victim of tease, the emos

*break the targets!!*

link: GAH!!!

narrator: FAILURE!

dude: dude ur a falur

falur by Dus10 January 16, 2008

Faurecia 

Semen covered anal wart of French origin.

Wow look at that huge faurecia.

Faurecia by frenchfuckhead June 21, 2012

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.

The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019

FABURG 

A FABURG is an urbanfan who L O V E S living in London, the URBANDICTIONARY - AND - breathing the dangerously filthy dirty air - (e v e n when he's resting!).

This COULD be a job for a FABURG, he/she'll know enough about the joint to fix head office - most of them were born in London.

FABURG by 1STFABARM April 28, 2019

Failure Drill 

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Hit him up with a failure drill and he'll go down.

Failure Drill by USMC KILLA March 28, 2010

Failure 

Me

I'm a failure

Failure by Jarbar February 21, 2017

Falutin-free 

(from Highfalutin-free) A product or culinary creation’s optimal state of existence that avoids crossing the threshold into being unnecessarily complicated or exotically flavorful as to diminish the maker’s intended experience for the consumer, which is to deliver the expected purpose or sensory stimulation. The term was coined by comedian, Adam Carolla, on “The Adam Carolla Show” podcast(January 23, 2014).

Stewardess(Over PA): On today’s flight, we will be serving a pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza with a side avocado and mango salad tossed in passion fruit vinaigrette OR a turkey sandwich.

(minutes later)

Stewardess: Which would you like, sir?

Adam: Can you tell me about the turkey sandwich?

Stewardess: Sir?

Adam: Well I’d just like to know if it’s falutin-free or if the chef who made it was jacking off, you know, like he did with the pizza.

Falutin-free by griffin_t_a January 24, 2014