17 definitions by Chris H., Pip R.
V. pul-ing an E-va
1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.
2. To stand someone up for a date
1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.
2. To stand someone up for a date
Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.
Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)
by Chris H., Pip R. April 12, 2007
'chi-k&n, 'wing N. A nickname for someone with cerebral palsey or other similar mental disorders that cause one's wrist to form inward that causes their arm to take the appearance of a "chicken wing."
by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006
V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2009
'hI-m&n 'b&s-t&r
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
N. A non-alcoholic beverage containing equal parts of lemonade and Sprite, and a shot of grenadine. As far as the author can establish, the hymen buster was created by D. Iverson at TGI Friday's in 2006.
I'll have a hymen buster to drink.
by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
by Chris H., Pip R. May 8, 2011
When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.
Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"
Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"
Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."
Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"
Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."
Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2011
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.
Similar to TPing
Similar to TPing
by Chris H., Pip R. October 18, 2006