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A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.
"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"
Falafel by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019
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fagabeefe 

Fagabeefe comes from the classic movie Midnight Madness (1980) when "Barf" was trying to figure out one of Leone's brain teasers.
"FAGABEEFEE ? Hey Melio a FAGABEEFE !"
fagabeefe by Nate Dogg February 16, 2005

fagabeefy 

In the movie Midnight Madness there was a group of Jock's, Nerds, Tuff guys
and Cheerleaders. While in a van riding around, the bunch were putting letters together to de-code a secret-message to reveal the next place they had to be. The guy in the back of the van put the letters together that spelled out the word FAGABEEFY. Then he said it out load - "Fagabeefy?"... and it was good.
Shut the mouth ya' friggin' Fagabeefy.
fagabeefy by John Robinson October 9, 2004

Flaberganus 

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.
We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.
Flaberganus by Den Bover February 4, 2010

Awful Falafel 

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.
Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
Awful Falafel by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

falafel face 

Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
Hey falafel face. You've got falafel..on your face..no, a bit more to the left..
falafel face by lezleeah November 16, 2010