flaber

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.

I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.

Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.

by Daisy St. Patience January 14, 2008

Flaber

Committing the act of complete jack-assery.

A complete and utter derp, jackass.

"I ran into someone who was flabbering over there"

"Look! That man is a complete flaber"

by HTLR February 1, 2014

flaber jack

that extra fat that makes you look large when you are pretty skinny

uhh im called fat becuse of my flaber jack

by dishragsquad February 7, 2017

flaber pop

When you suck a testacll so hard it pops but no teeth

Girl:"that flaber pop tasted good"
Boy:"it hurt but I liked it"

by T-Rex476 May 16, 2016

Flaber

A organ in your cheeks. that needs to be gassing. If theres no gas coming out of your mouth, you need to see a doctor.

"Phew, your flabers are gassing"

by PancakeButBetterInManyWays June 4, 2022

Flaberous

The act of being so disgustingly and appallingly huge/fat that it retards any normal action you attempt to do

Stacy is such a flaberous cow

by rectum ruiner May 26, 2016

flaberated

A dream when you have unholy thoughts

I had a flaberated dream about my crush

by That Man Marco November 30, 2019