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Fakespeare 

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)
1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."
Fakespeare by Operactress May 17, 2011
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fakespeare 

One who thinks themselves a great writer, while in reality, is literate at best.

Fake+Shakespeare=Fakespeare
Stephen King can sell as many books as he wants, but to me he'll always be a fakespeare.
fakespeare by oh_kansas September 8, 2010

blakespeare 

someone who is an attention seeker and obsessed with dr alsop. people were nice to them to make sure they didnt kill themselves but now everyone hates them ebcause they annoying and try make everyonw think they are depressed for attention and cant do anythignt without crying or having a go
blake: hey dr alsop
dr alsop: hey bussy gal i hope you die
blake: cries and talks to miss fox about killing themselves x
miss foz: dont worry you can always persue your dreams and reciarnate blakespeare
blakespeare by Jalsop33 February 19, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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