Fakesquare 

To check-in on Foursquare mobile app when you are not actually at the location you are checking in at, in a bid to gain mayorship of the location, or raise your position on the weekly leaderboard.

Sure, Bill is mayor of the café but he never even goes there, he just fakesquares from his apartment upstairs.

I heard Stephanie got number 1 on the Foursquare leaderboard this week, but she's always fakesquaring on the bus, so *whatever*.

Fakesquare by Fairsquarer December 13, 2009

Fakespeare 

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)

1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."

Fakespeare by Operactress May 17, 2011

facesquare 

(n.) new facebook app that lets you tell people where you are at the moment. if you use it, you are most likely at your house, the gym, starbucks, a 100 level history class, or a bar that's playing "i kissed a girl" too loudly

if i really wanted to know where greg is at 4 o'clock on a wednesday, I would have texted him. thank god for facesquare though; now i know he's at Planet Fitness.

facesquare by jackk1111111111111111 September 15, 2010

fakespeare 

One who thinks themselves a great writer, while in reality, is literate at best.

Fake+Shakespeare=Fakespeare

Stephen King can sell as many books as he wants, but to me he'll always be a fakespeare.

fakespeare by oh_kansas September 8, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019