Farmspeak 

The slang used by the highly annoying players of the highly annoying Facebook game FarmVille.

FarmVille player 1: 1 EGG...TY!!!

Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!

Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!

Farmspeak by caixtyreze May 4, 2010

fartspeak 

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."

EXAMPLE:

"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."

"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.

fartspeak by Dinkum September 4, 2013

Farmstead

Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.

Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)

Farmstead by Rovers1875 April 2, 2018

fakespeak

A manner of speaking in non-real terms; using catch phrases and in-jokes to replace actual words and expressive language.

"We don't say real words to each other anymore..and fakespeak has taken the place of our old conversations when we said real things."

fakespeak by Meanstatter September 20, 2006

Farsneaky 

(noun) - A cleaver and deceptive little poop that disguises its self as fart. Usually tricking a person into soiling ones own pants.

Ugh oh guys, I need to go home. I think I was just attacked by a farsneaky.

Farsneaky by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014

fartsteak 

(färt'stāk) n. a sour-flavored, over-salty cut of beef.

My chopped steak at Outback turned out to be a fartsteak.

fartsteak by MaBuck January 7, 2008

fartspeak 

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."

"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they {{ the military brass }} don't lie to Congress."

"They {{ these military asshats }} spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill {{ Capitol Hill }}, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card,

in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced",

on page 140.

fartspeak by Dinkum July 1, 2013