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fartspeak

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."
EXAMPLE:

"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they { the military brass } don't lie to Congress."

"They { these military asshats } spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill { Capitol Hill }, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card, in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced", on page 140.
by Dinkum September 4, 2013
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fartspeak

A voluble, involuntary speech impairment that the political animal inflicts upon his hearing audience. When asked for the truth, he invariably responds with bullshit -- i.e., "fartspeak," which is usually not so elevated a form of discourse as to qualify either as "bullshit artistry" or as "spin doctoring."
"This is a guy who does congressional hearings, said Cessy. "I'm surprised he's letting it get under his skin."

"It's because he's lying," said Reuben.

"Oh, come on. Like they {{ the military brass }} don't lie to Congress."

"They {{ these military asshats }} spin to Congress."

"Well, he's spinning this, too, isn't he? 'I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding.' That's FARTSPEAK for 'I said it, you jerk, but you weren't supposed to tell.'"

"'Fartspeak'?"

"That's what we called it on the hill {{ Capitol Hill }}, said Cessy.

-- Orson Scott Card,

in "Empire", Chapter 10 -- "Fair and Balanced",

on page 140.
by Dinkum July 1, 2013
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Farmspeak

The slang used by the highly annoying players of the highly annoying Facebook game FarmVille.
FarmVille player 1: 1 EGG...TY!!!

Farmville player 2: YOU RECEIVED A GOLD CHICKEN...TY!!

Non-FarmVille playing normal human: Stfu, and stop spamming my wall with your Farmspeak!
by caixtyreze May 4, 2010
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fartbeak

someone who farts and then denies it, someone chicken son-of-a-bitch who farts and then runs away
things never worked out between Pete and Wilma, he was too much of a fartbeak
by Roger Melsinate October 17, 2006
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Fartstead

A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.
She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.
by Faucethands October 23, 2007
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fartspunkel

When you fart and jizz at the same time as you climax during intercourse
''OH SHIT! I think I just Fartspunkeled
by thedeliveryguy July 22, 2014
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fartspasm

During coitus, the female's sudden contraction of the vaginal muscles caused by passing flatulence.
John - "That shit hurt, she shot my cock right out of her."

Mark - "Haha, she had a fartspasm."
by Knuckleberry Finn November 20, 2015
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