fakeittis 

a disease thats spreading rapidly especially in girls. When people talk about you behing your back constantly, and then the next day smile up in your face, its very contagious and can be easily spread by fake people

Like when your friend of 2 years hanging out with you laughing talking about other girls you guyz dont like then you see and hear her talking bout you with the girl y'all were talking bout yesterday. Now you know that girl got that fakeittis diease

fakeittis by TweetyBird293 March 26, 2009

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

FakeItTillTonightis by Fractus January 24, 2018

Faketivist 

Someone who presents the appearance of being an activist on behalf of a cause but does nothing more.

Jimmy was the epitome of a faketivist as he sprinkled bacon on his salad at the PETA conference.

Faketivist by Ed Bowski June 17, 2012

Fakeinist 

Something I made up to describe a sexist woman.

Fakeinist: "1+1=11!"
Man: "Its actually two..."
Fakeinist: "OMG YOU JUST THINK BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME OMG SO SEXIST!"
Man: "Honestly, how did you GRADUATE?!

Fakeinist by coffeebitch August 24, 2020

faketitious 

a combination of fake and fictitious

"When my cousin was arrested, he gave the police a faketitious name"

faketitious by oaktownhoodrat October 13, 2008

Fakeionist 

When someone gets onto Urban Dictionary, at different times, or under different I.P.'s and screenames and constantly votes their senseless, and most often least relevant definition to the top. They're EVERYWHERE on here. Or a person in general you know or meet who is a "story-teller", and while your tellings it "how it is", they're more or less, telling it how it MIGHT be...how many do you know??

(Their definition: Couch: when you hurt yourself and put a giant C in front of it.... (obviously b.s. right?)
Real Definition: Couch: A piece of furniture, sometimes coming in sections used to sit on, placed inside a home or businesses.
See the difference?
Lets weed out the fakes..
The aforemention above the real definition is our culprit: the Fakeionist.

Fakeionist by Doug Martin September 22, 2007

Faketrish

When two or more people converse in a random manner. An unknown subject is usually brought up, and even if the people participating in the conversation don't know what the subject means, they continue to add thoughts and everyone goes along acting like it's real.

Person 1- "Oh, there goes the soup cracker bird, peddling his wares."
Person 2- "Look at that cucumber-stone flavored soup he appears to be peddling today. It looks tasty, doesn't it?"
Person 1- "I should say so! How's about we call him over, buy us some soup, and feed it to homeless people."
Person 2- "What a grand idea! As long as the homeless people are green."
Person 1- "Wow, that was some random faketrish!"
Person 2- "Yeah, random enough to be an example of Urban Dictionary!"

Faketrish by Mr.Codswallop June 13, 2013