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Fakeionist 

When someone gets onto Urban Dictionary, at different times, or under different I.P.'s and screenames and constantly votes their senseless, and most often least relevant definition to the top. They're EVERYWHERE on here. Or a person in general you know or meet who is a "story-teller", and while your tellings it "how it is", they're more or less, telling it how it MIGHT be...how many do you know??
(Their definition: Couch: when you hurt yourself and put a giant C in front of it.... (obviously b.s. right?)
Real Definition: Couch: A piece of furniture, sometimes coming in sections used to sit on, placed inside a home or businesses.
See the difference?
Lets weed out the fakes..
The aforemention above the real definition is our culprit: the Fakeionist.
Fakeionist by Doug Martin September 22, 2007
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fashionistette 

Not quite as shallow as a fashionista, but someone who deeply enjoys fashion and looking good. A fashionistette can be intelligent, worldly, and cosmopolitan, knowledgable about the world and considerate of people around her. Compare to metrosexual (and note that, in women, no one suspects looking well-groomed and fashionable has anything to do with their sexual choices). Fashionistettes and metrosexuals have the flavor of retro and classic Vegas -- they are "just swell."
Everyone loves having Betsy at parties. She's a fashionistette, she can talk about anything, she brings bubbly and she shows up with these incredible examples of metrosexual hunkiness. Having Kat over isn't as fun; she's a fashionista, a bitch, and nothing else.
fashionistette by whisky July 22, 2008

fashionisto 

the male version of a fashionista, some what of a metrosexual, alot of lables, alot of time spent in the hair studio, the "look" is everything.
milanese men are fashionistos
fashionisto by fashion-kill June 21, 2006

Mr. Fashionista 

A male or homosexual male that loves fashion and by all mean will do ANYTHING to get high fashion clothing. Antae' Burgeon - Hermes would be considered a male Lil Kim. Lil Kim would be Mrs. Fashionista and Antae' Burgeon- Hermes would be Mr. Fashionista.
Lil Kim would be considered Mrs. Fasionista in the entertainment industry. Antae' Burgeon-Hermes is considered Mr. Fashionista in the urban industry which is considered "the hood".

fashionista 

A person devoted to fashion clothing, particularily unique or high fashion.
A person not to be called a fashionista would be someone who obsessivly follows trends. REAL fashionistas do not believe in trends.
That type of person would be more correctly labeled a fashion whore or a shallow bitch.
Student #1:"Oh my gosh! Look at that girl wearing those sparkly red mary janes, black lolita skirt, hello kitty corset, and a top hat with pink hair!"
Student #2"Oh yeah, thats Xenia, she's a Fashionista."
fashionista by Nicolethe14 April 20, 2006

fakeminist 

Girl that wears feminist t-shirts and says "everybody should be a feminist" on instagram but has no fucking idea of what does that mean and has never done anything for female rights
x: Hey I like your feminist t-shirt, are u a feminist?
y: Hahah what the fuck is feminist
x: Ugh u r such a fakeminist
fakeminist by icube June 19, 2017

Fasionista 

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."
Fasionista by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007
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