presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).

Raymond gives all the girls presents

by jon cheeks May 31, 2005

presents

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.

Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.

by Almost Audible June 29, 2003

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013

Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

by Glitter of Gary September 5, 2017

Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson May 22, 2019

Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

by Bvdguy November 2, 2017