A phrase used in substitution of the word “because” to make one appear well-versed in the English language
Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of reality”
Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of saidtarget away from the squishier party members.
Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."
Any statement that sounds like it could be true, but isn't. From Emmy-award-winning mini-series "Over the Garden Wall."
"Oh. I didn't know that. Did you know that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it becomes a grape? It's a rock fact!"
"Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot 'cause dinosaurs' ears don’t have bones. You don’t remember? That’s cause it’s not true. It’s a rock fact!"
After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.
verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.
Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaffburns and a sticky belly buton.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.