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facockled 

to have strained a body part or to be hurting
My left hamstring is a little facockled.

After last night in philly my body is facockled.
facockled by theunofficallocal December 14, 2010
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fucockted 

adj. (foo-cock-ted) An object that has been misaligned, bent or otherwise has become askew. This word is a combination with the word fucked and cockeyed.
1. Your axle is fucockted!
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.
fucockted by KTex March 5, 2007

facocked 

adj.

1. Fucked-up half-cocked
2. Not easily understood
I thought everything was fine before we got arrested; in retrospect, the plan was facocked to begin with.

The whole Iraq situation is facocked.
facocked by D Mack September 2, 2005

Facocked 

That Christmas tree is facocked
Facocked by Goodnitegracie November 25, 2020
1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
facacked by sassfactory October 1, 2008

fucocked 

My computer is totally fucocked.
fucocked by Grammar Hero September 12, 2009