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fucockted 

adj. (foo-cock-ted) An object that has been misaligned, bent or otherwise has become askew. This word is a combination with the word fucked and cockeyed.
1. Your axle is fucockted!
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.
fucockted by KTex March 5, 2007
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facocked 

adj.

1. Fucked-up half-cocked
2. Not easily understood
I thought everything was fine before we got arrested; in retrospect, the plan was facocked to begin with.

The whole Iraq situation is facocked.
facocked by D Mack September 2, 2005
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Damn Chad just just fucucked.
Fucucked by hajime is thicc August 10, 2019

Facocked 

That Christmas tree is facocked
Facocked by Goodnitegracie November 25, 2020

fucocked 

My computer is totally fucocked.
fucocked by Grammar Hero September 12, 2009
Pronounced: For-cuck-ed

Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

To cause to be intoxicated.

Used to express extreme displeasure.
Stop trying to fuck my dog in the arse cause that shit is seriously fucucked
Fucucked by Lombizz0 November 17, 2010

facockled 

Yo eddie, I was straight facockled last night
facockled by theunofficallocal December 14, 2010
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