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strained by ramnzucrew December 17, 2012
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Strained Out
Strained Out--When you pick up to much of the same weed strain & the shit just don't get you high NO more......!!!
Strained Out by The REAL Nancy Botwin March 29, 2015
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cross-strained
cross-strained by BluntBill May 2, 2018
The Strained
The cruel saw blade axe wielding antagonist of Crossed Boundaries, despite being only seen through the original and the sequel, he is a definite fan-favorite to a majority of viewers. The character is portrayed by the co-author and modeler Jake Merritt; who is also the lead singer and song artist of Isolated Ataraxia.
“...quiet pathetic. The clippings shown multiple black and white pictures of the painted mural. He had gave himself his own name. The Strained.”
The Strained by GrilledPotatos June 5, 2021
The Strained
The antagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, a saw blade axe wielding serial killer infamously known for murdering half of the population of the fictional town; Blood Creek, Tennessee. The character itself is portrayed by Jake Merritt, the lead singer and song artist of Isolated Ataraxia, and who is the co-author of the series. However, the sequel: The Waters We Lie Low, The Strained becomes the protagonist of the story, his appearance only being within the two entries, regardless, he stays true as a fan-favorite.
The Strained by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021
Strainer Job
A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)
1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.
2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.
3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.
4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)
5.) Use as warpaint.
6.) Make brownies.
7.) Soft serve icecream.
8.) Fudge blocks.
1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.
2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.
3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.
4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)
5.) Use as warpaint.
6.) Make brownies.
7.) Soft serve icecream.
8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
Strainer Job by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016
Shit-stained schumacher
disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
Shit-stained schumacher by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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