Facockter

To be used in a sentence when giving your opinion on something you think is stupid (i.e - a stupid idear or a poor decision)

"Thats Facockter, that was never a foul" (Poor decision)

"I think your idear doing a parachute jump without a parachute is Facockter" (Stupid idear)

Facockter by Jonas365 July 13, 2007

fucockted 

adj. (foo-cock-ted) An object that has been misaligned, bent or otherwise has become askew. This word is a combination with the word fucked and cockeyed.

1. Your axle is fucockted!
2. When Tom pulled his lollypop out of Shirley's butthole, it was fucockted.
3. The flag pole was fucockted in the high wind storm.

fucockted by KTex March 5, 2007

fagcocker 

one who adds ridiculously stupid radically liberal political comments on youtube to give others the sense he/she is some cutting-edge intellectual revolutionary

person #1: "President Obama, have you considered legalizing drugs, prostitution, and nonviolent crime to stimulate the economy?"

fagcocker's youtube comment: "STFU that was a legitimate question!"

fagcocker by Bambit He-Slug December 10, 2009

facocked 

adj.

1. Fucked-up half-cocked
2. Not easily understood

I thought everything was fine before we got arrested; in retrospect, the plan was facocked to begin with.

The whole Iraq situation is facocked.

facocked by D Mack September 2, 2005

facoterie 

tending to or exhibiting reckless playfulness.
*Informal or slang

Facoterie on drinking the last beer!

facoterie by alex and elysia February 3, 2007

Facocked 

Messed up

That Christmas tree is facocked

Facocked by Goodnitegracie November 25, 2020

facockled 

the state of being extremely intoxicated

Yo eddie, I was straight facockled last night

facockled by theunofficallocal December 14, 2010