Facelife
"How's your facelife?"
"Kelly has a very active facelife"
"Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet
Facelife by TheDadFather November 19, 2010
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council facelift
a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox
council facelift by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006
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Facelifting
The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.
Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...
Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D
Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D
Facelifting by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011
Mia's Facelift
Monty: Yo bro have you heard of Mia's Facelift?
Dan: Yeah bro, they're killing it rn, I'm glad I went to their show in Newburgh last month.
Dan: Yeah bro, they're killing it rn, I'm glad I went to their show in Newburgh last month.
Mia's Facelift by yngwieShartsPeen2004 November 4, 2022
FACE LIFE
When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1
Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?
Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.
Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!
Sample 2
Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.
Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?
Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.
Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!
Sample 2
Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.
Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
FACE LIFE by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011
Mocha Facelift
When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.
I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
Mocha Facelift by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009
Barlinnie Facelift
Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.
The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.
The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.
Barlinnie Facelift by Senor Presidente December 22, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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