Facelife 

A person's activeness within the social network Facebook.com Games, Friends, Posts ect..

"How's your facelife?" "Kelly has a very active facelife" "Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet

Facelife by TheDadFather November 19, 2010

council facelift 

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression

a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox

council facelift by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006

Facelifting

The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.

Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D

Facelifting by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011

Mia's Facelift 

Only the best fucking band to come out of the Hudson Valley

Monty: Yo bro have you heard of Mia's Facelift?

Dan: Yeah bro, they're killing it rn, I'm glad I went to their show in Newburgh last month.

Mia's Facelift by yngwieShartsPeen2004 November 4, 2022

FACE LIFE 

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.

Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.

FACE LIFE by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011

Mocha Facelift 

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.

I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.

Mocha Facelift by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009

Barlinnie Facelift 

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.

Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby

Barlinnie Facelift by Senor Presidente December 22, 2009