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face like a welders bench 

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

face like a grieving cod!

Jack Dee, with your face like a grieving cod!

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Face like a kicked-in shit can 

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about
eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.
facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

Face like a half sucked mango 

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.
Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"