Definitions by lotuspanda

Grandma Moment 

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’

Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.

Grandma Moment by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

gravity check 

When an individual or object falls due to gravity; usually implies injury (or at least that it hurt).

A: Did you just trip?
B: Yeah, just a little gravity check

gravity check by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

headquarters 

The bathroom

A: Where are you off to in such a hurry?
B: Headquarters
A: Aaah.

headquarters by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

hand printing 

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.

My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.

hand printing by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

hole digger 

an idiot who feels the need to keep talking… thus, digging themselves a deeper hole

Wow, I really wish Sybill would shut up, she's such a hole digger

hole digger by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

I can lean to that 

Phrase to signify agreement inspired by Down’s ‘Lean Like a Cholo’

1: Dude? Sonic?
2: I can lean to that

I can lean to that by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Slag Shorts 

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out

A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'

Slag Shorts by lotuspanda August 8, 2008