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Definitions by lotuspanda

Grandma Moment 

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’
Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.
Grandma Moment by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

gravity check 

When an individual or object falls due to gravity; usually implies injury (or at least that it hurt).
A: Did you just trip?
B: Yeah, just a little gravity check
gravity check by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

headquarters 

A: Where are you off to in such a hurry?
B: Headquarters
A: Aaah.
headquarters by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

hand printing 

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.
My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.
hand printing by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

hole digger 

an idiot who feels the need to keep talking… thus, digging themselves a deeper hole
Wow, I really wish Sybill would shut up, she's such a hole digger
hole digger by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

I can lean to that 

Phrase to signify agreement inspired by Down’sLean Like a Cholo
1: Dude? Sonic?
2: I can lean to that

Slag Shorts 

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out
A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'
Slag Shorts by lotuspanda August 8, 2008