abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

floor chimes

the collection of empty cans and bottles under the driver's seat or passenger side of a car which roll together, producing a soothing jingle-jangle sound when it goes round a corner or up a curb

When we go 'round corners in Senora's car the floor chimes play for us.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

crod

someone who is extremely evil, overly ditzy, and thinks they are liked.

Our substitute teacher in History is such a crod!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

epizootics of the blowhole

a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about; the running of the mouth; talking shit

Man, did you hear what Tangie was saying?! She was talking about Laos and how she wants to go there to visit Mt. Everest. She totally has epizootics of the blowhole!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

barbarian method

to fix an imperfection of mechanical nature using brute force

A: How'd you fix the TV?
B: the barbarian method

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

chewbaccaed

when the third person in a group is forced to walk behind the other two, who are walking shoulder-to-shoulder, referring to Chewbacca in Star Wars always had to walk behind Han Solo and Luke Skywalker

Stacy and Jane totally chewbaccaed me when we were walking down State

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008