lotuspanda's definitions

abs

abbreviation for Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number

Someone crashes into your car and is flipping out at you, you reply...
"Dude, on an abs you're a 9"

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

agent 21

the member of your group of friends who just turned 21. Usually forced to go buy alcohol when the group runs out. Usually done for revenge for all the times you bought beer for them when they were under 21.

Hey, agent 21 we ran out of beer! Go!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

amtraked

to lose one's 'train' of thought, derail

1: ... I was walking down the hall and then...
period of silence
2: and then what happened?
1: I don't remember, I totally just amtraked!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

angry sandals

an expression of frustration; think sandals worn in Nordic spring while there is still traces of snow.

Sally: Did you remember to do your calc homework?
Tina: What homework?
Sally: The chapter review
Tina: Angry Sandals!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

answear

an answer given in the form of profanity, but not always out of anger

Tom: Hey Jim how was your weekend?
Jim: Fuck you! <answear>

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

aragorn

the ‘ruggedly hot’ type of male; pertaining to Lord of the Rings pertaining to Viggo Mortensen who played Aragorn in the movies

Oh snap did you see that Aragorn?! Shoot!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

are your boots laced

inquiry as to whether or not someone else understands what the hell you’re talking about

are your boots laced?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008