Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lotuspanda

Grandma Moment

A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’

Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.

Merch

When an individual or object falls due to gravity; usually implies injury (or at least that it hurt).

A: Did you just trip?
B: Yeah, just a little gravity check

Merch

A: Where are you off to in such a hurry?
B: Headquarters
A: Aaah.

Merch

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.

My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.

Merch

Phrase to signify agreement inspired by Down’s ‘Lean Like a Cholo’

1: Dude? Sonic?
2: I can lean to that

Merch

an idiot who feels the need to keep talking… thus, digging themselves a deeper hole

Wow, I really wish Sybill would shut up, she's such a hole digger

Merch

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out

A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'

Merch