facelick 

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg

"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"

facelick by fargleblargle December 9, 2009

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

facedick 

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

Facekicker 

A glass full of hard alcohol.

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.

Facekicker by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009

Facedick 

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

facedick 

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

facedick by JO from RI September 12, 2012

facelike 

having general agreeable and considerate behavior; to be a good friend

Thanks for holding the door open for me, that's very facelike!

facelike by lotuspanda March 15, 2008