faceflick 

Not to be confused with its picture counterpart, the facepic, a faceflick is a video that "just has to go on facebook".

"Hold on, lemme get a faceflick of all this action."

"This faceflick is friggin' hilarious!"

faceflick by B. LaBoon April 10, 2008

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

facedick 

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

facefuck 

To grab the back of someones head, stick your dick in their mouth and then ram it down their throat repeatedly. Good style will result in good gag-reflex action

Jane got facefucked

If you don't shut up I'm gonna facefuck you

facefuck by mr_pr August 5, 2006

facefuckenomics 

making money fucking faces

i told her the big money in porn was pov deepthroat thats just basic facefuckenomics

facefuckenomics by myxxxpovnetwork November 14, 2021

facefuck 

to stick your dick inside one's mouth and repeatedly jab it down their throat.

I want to facefuck Joe Contreras.

facefuck by corpse grinder July 11, 2003