facedick 

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

Facedick 

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

facedick 

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

facedick by JO from RI September 12, 2012

facedick 

The most annoying someone or something that you know.

Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.

This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!

facedick by BigRig January 8, 2009

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

faceduck 

the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

Logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.

i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw Jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.

faceduck by ajf541 January 1, 2011

Facekicker 

A glass full of hard alcohol.

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.

Facekicker by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009