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Facekicker

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.
by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009
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facekicker

"You kicked me in the face, you fucking facekicker!"
by kyarorain December 9, 2008
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facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.
by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020
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Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.
Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.
by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010
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facefucker

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.
They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker
by r2kal February 1, 2009
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Facefucker

Someone who fucks a mouth and throats. Also known as throatfuck. It's a more active role than receiving a blow job.
The Facefucker held my head while facefucking me deepthroat.
by Sebulator July 27, 2016
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facebicker

I just wanted to check my facebook notifications, but somehow I started to facebicker with someone and I've been online for an hour now.
by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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