facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

IVTWCMAB

Insert vitriol that would catch me a ban.

Used in substitution of saying what you actually mean as to not attract the ire of social media moderators and algorithms.

Oh my fuckin god I'm so pissed right now because (IVTWCMAB)

by NeptuneLord March 17, 2023

RMESHTH

Rolling my eyes so hard they hurt

Some guy: I think Trump is doing a great job!
Me: (RMESHTH)

by NeptuneLord July 03, 2020

NP

Nerd Points

Excellent slaying of the goblin horde with only a level 2 dagger, Chester. +10 NP

by NeptuneLord May 11, 2020

panniversary

At the end of every year in the pandemic we shall celebrate another dreaded pandemic anniversary.

Happy panniversary! Ahh you got me a respirator and some rubbing alcohol, how sweet!

by NeptuneLord March 03, 2021

Cringily

In a way that is cringey

He cringily redefined WAP from "wet ass pussy" to "women are property"

by NeptuneLord August 24, 2020

Muppetize

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.

I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"

by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020