NeptuneLord's definitions

facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

cold war friendship

A relationship between two people who can't stand each other but remain "friends" for social expediency.

This cold war friendship on facebook is just one of hundreds. My haters love to keep me close.

by NeptuneLord May 1, 2020

NP

Nerd Points

Excellent slaying of the goblin horde with only a level 2 dagger, Chester. +10 NP

by NeptuneLord May 11, 2020

RMESHTH

Rolling my eyes so hard they hurt

Some guy: I think Trump is doing a great job!
Me: (RMESHTH)

by NeptuneLord July 3, 2020

Cringily

In a way that is cringey

He cringily redefined WAP from "wet ass pussy" to "women are property"

by NeptuneLord August 24, 2020

Muppetize

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.

I love to muppetize "Livin on a Prayer"

by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020

panniversary

At the end of every year in the pandemic we shall celebrate another dreaded pandemic anniversary.

Happy panniversary! Ahh you got me a respirator and some rubbing alcohol, how sweet!

by NeptuneLord March 3, 2021