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Touches

1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.
by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012
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touches

The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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Touches kids

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.
"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.
by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009
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Touches Mckids

When a yr12 guy goes out with a yr8 girl
Bogan1:hey man whos that YR12 guy kissin that Yr8 girl

Bogan2:Oh thats just Touches Mckids
by Dwight K Schrute :) May 27, 2009
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-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥
*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*
by susticle69 October 20, 2022
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taha touches hahas

by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022
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