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1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.
Touches by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012
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The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.
touches by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Touches kids 

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.
"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

Touches Mckids

When a yr12 guy goes out with a yr8 girl
Bogan1:hey man whos that YR12 guy kissin that Yr8 girl

Bogan2:Oh thats just Touches Mckids

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
-touches femur bone- by stalebagel February 14, 2021

touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥
*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*
touches my arm by susticle69 October 20, 2022

taha touches hahas 

What do you think
You know taha touches hahas
taha touches hahas by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022
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