Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

Faceshocker by TimCT February 3, 2009

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker 

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.

Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

facestalker 

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.

"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"

facestalker by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008

facespacer 

someone who uses both facebook and myspace

sam: you gotta facebook?

jill: you gotta myspace?

jax: ITS ALL GOOD BABY! I GOT BOTH YOU FORGET IM A FACESPACER BITCH!!!!!!!

facespacer by jibbarousseau May 30, 2009

Facespacers 

1)People obsessed with myspace and/or facebook always getting on and posting useless blogs about everything they do or experience.

2) Picking fights on myspace and/or facebook

3)anything dealing with myspace and/or facebook

"oh yeah you read that from where?" "Myspace and facebook." "oh me two, me threee"

stupid facespacers...

Facespacers by Iden Envy December 13, 2009