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An ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend that escorts you to a social event because you need a date and haven't quite met anyone else yet.
"I didn't want to show up to Diana's wedding reception alone, so I brought along Michael as an excort even though we broke up months ago"
excort by Mimbo28 December 30, 2008
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To get something by threats or other unfair means.
Two greedy people falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to EXTORT money from him.
Extort by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

Extortionist 

A person who uses threats and other means of intimidation to get something they want.
Evan Chandler and Janet Arvizo are two extortionists who falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to get their hands on his money.
Extortionist by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

Extortion 

A crime in which something is obtained by use of threats or intimidation etc.
Michael Jackson was the victim of EXTORTION attempts by two greedy people itching to get their hands on his money.
Extortion by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012
Simultaneous ejaculation with demon exorcism
Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior

When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
excorgism by Tonythetiler November 17, 2017

escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018
Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.

An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.
Guy: I paid for an escort last night for the banquet
Guy 2: A prostitute?
Guy: Nah man. An escort.
Escort by LilMissToru May 28, 2016
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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