excort
An ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend that escorts you to a social event because you need a date and haven't quite met anyone else yet.
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Extort
Two greedy people falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to EXTORT money from him.
Extort by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012
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Extortionist
Evan Chandler and Janet Arvizo are two extortionists who falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to get their hands on his money.
Extortionist by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012
Extortion
Michael Jackson was the victim of EXTORTION attempts by two greedy people itching to get their hands on his money.
Extortion by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012
excorgism
Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior
When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
excorgism by Tonythetiler November 17, 2017
escortionist
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018
Escort
Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.
An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.
An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.
Escort by LilMissToru May 28, 2016
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