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excorgism

Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior

When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
by Tonythetiler November 17, 2017
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excorgism

Mitch fucked her so hard so long her eyeballs rolled back into her head a demon left her body and he deposited his spirit into the department of the interior

When the smoke cleared there was a stigmata stain on his bed from his excorgism
by Tonythetiler November 17, 2017
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Reverse Exorcism

It’s when the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body
I came home to catch my daughter in the middle of a reverse exorcism
by ballblocker0 February 23, 2020
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Cyber Exorcism

The removal of a computer virus that has infected your system to the point where it has become unusable. Often preformed by a person of superior computer knowledge. A geek. Generally but not always associated with a program that continually preforms unsolicited scans of your computer and informs you of numerous fake critical errors that it will gladly repair once you have provided the cyber thieves with your credit card information.
Jim: John, could you stop by when you have a chance. Today?

John: Have you got another computer viris Jim?

Jim: I've got a bad one this time John, really bad! I almost threw my PC off the tenth floor balcony last night. Can you stop by and preform another cyber exorcism for me John?

John: Ok Jim, I stop by later tonight and see what I can do.

Jim: Thanks John! I owe you big time!
by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2011
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Reverse Exorcism

When the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body.
I hear they could need a reverse exorcism or two in the Vatican right around now.
by KK02 February 15, 2020
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Rectal Exorcism

To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.
Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
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The Exorcism

a daring sexual maneuver in which a male and/or female fingers a woman to the point of convulsion and indistinguishable speech aka tongues.

extra mancard points if the fingerer turns the fingeree pale white.
Dude, you can only earn the rank Cpt. Sticky Fingers by performing The Exorcism.
by ninjaninjaninjaninja July 5, 2010
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