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excoriate 

Donald Trump said, " The press gives them a pass. If I ever did that, I would be excoriated!"
On Hannity 10/08/2020
excoriate by Pa/Fla October 9, 2020

Excritement 

1. Occurs where somebody is so excited by something that they promptly defacate. This resultant fecal deposit is known as excritement.
Cryptopsys Lord Worm: I mark my territory with their blood and excritement and adipocere...

Tims moment had finally arrived, he was going to play at Wembly arena. In his moment of happiness on this occasion he shat himself, excritement was everywhere. A costume change and a quick shower was in order.
Excritement by Hypermonic Pandablast December 10, 2009

Ethoriated 

The next level of High or drunkenness when you are truly out of your mind and body
Bro I’m Fucking Ethoriated
Ethoriated by YoungTimmy May 17, 2019

Exfoxiate 

(v) Fox News + Exfoliate

The act of scraping away dead brain cells after any prolonged exposure to a Fox News broadcast.
After watching nearly 90 seconds of Glenn Beck, Betty ran to the bathroom to exfoxiate.
Exfoxiate by shoqvalue February 2, 2010

exfoliate 

Actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

Now that the real definition is out of the way, let's do an Urban definition!

When a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. The man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! Now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. The guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his dick out of her, and blows his load all over her face.
I'll exfoliate Mel Gibson, how 'bout that?

excoriation 

The act of skinning someone alive. It gets painful.
Ooo remember that one movie? Where that guy was impaled and and he and he was all hooks pulling his FLESH from his muscles? That one with the excoriation? Sexy.
excoriation by Surazal October 18, 2004