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excoriation 

The wearing away of skin through friction, usually in your asscrack when your wife and kids constantly swipe your credit card through it
Stop buying all of those bath salts and video games, i have rectal bleeding from the excoriation and its running down my leg!
excoriation by KSnacks July 13, 2010

premature exfoliation 

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.
Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

Exholiation 

Pronunciation: Ex-ho-lee-a-shun.

Noun

1. The removal of all evidence and/or remnants of hoes.

2. The cleansing of body and domestic environment of hoe residue. Exholiation can range from removal of hair strands on clothes to disposal of condom wrappers lying on floor, to emergency treatment of scratch marks.
Frank: "What?!? Then you went back to your girl's house without even showering? You're CRAZY man!!!"

Sam: "Don't worry man. I exholiated!! Took a damp washcloth and washed that breezy's awful perfume off me..Got in the car, threw her number out the window, and I was cool!"

Frank: "Exholiation, huh..."

Sam: "Learn about it."
Exholiation by Splasshhh April 28, 2008

Excogitation

thinking something out carefully as to achieve complete comprehension of it;
conception, invention;
Excogitation means 'the act of thinking or studying intensely',
and hence 'the result of thinking; a contrivance'."

Excogitation is from excogitate
'to think out; devise; study intensely',
derived ultimately from Latin excogitare.
It is first found in English in the early sixteenth century.
"The labour of excogitation is too violent to last long;
the ardour of enquiry will sometimes give way to idleness or satiety"
(Samuel Johnson, Rasselas).

"To the excogitation of this problem,
he had devoted many anxious hours"
(Dickens, Our Mutual Friend).

exformation 

Krista: Hey, girl, got some exformation for you.

Brittany: If it's about Jason, I don't even want to know.
exformation by 09feelingfine February 26, 2011

exhortation 

1. the act or process of exhorting.

2. an utterance, discourse, or address conveying urgent advice or recommendations.
The girl told the lawyer about her adultery as if it was an exhortation and the lawyer mocked her for it.
exhortation by Skater218 December 27, 2008