escortionist Share definition Flag An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you. The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00. escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the escortionist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch