escortionist

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.

The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.

escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018

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Extortionist

A person who uses threats and other means of intimidation to get something they want.

Evan Chandler and Janet Arvizo are two extortionists who falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to get their hands on his money.

Extortionist by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

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Extortionist in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for Dolt 45.

An expert in the finely honed criminal art of shooting himself in the foot, the Extortionist in Chief appears to have stepped into what may be the deepest self-made shitpile of his gilded life.

Extortionist in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

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Exportionist

Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.

Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.

Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!

Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.

John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.

Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...

Exportionist by Wonkabar July 22, 2009