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Eskiho
Mark: Why is that girl wearing furry boots and shorts? That makes no sense.
Nick: Ignore her, she's just an eskiho.
Nick: Ignore her, she's just an eskiho.
Eskiho by That Guy With The Face August 30, 2013
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eskino • Eskinose • eskimo • Eskimo Brother • Eskimo Pie • eskimo kiss • eskimo sisters • Eskimo Cousins • Eskimo Twin • eskiho
eskimo explosion
To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014
Eskimo Wank
The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Eskimo Wank by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015
Eskimo wish
When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.
The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes
John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"
The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"
The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
Eskimo wish by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010
Eskimo Kisses
A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.
Eskimo Kisses by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
eskimoed
eskimoed by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017
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