Penthouse9's definitions

Eskimo Wank

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..

Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|

by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015

Grade 8 Blower

A phrase used to describe someone who is musically talented in the use of any instrument that requires a person to blow, but is also known for their ability of giving a blowjob. Usually applicable to females in the orchestra or band.

Guy 1: Did you hear Jessica play the clarinet yesterday? She was amazing.
Guy 2: She's good, but it's nothing compared to her blowjobs. She's a total grade 8 blower.

by Penthouse9 February 24, 2015