eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

eskimoses by Cryptic June 7, 2005

eskimoed 

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.

Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.

eskimoed by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

eskimise 

to teach someone the way of the eskimo and convert them to eskimo culture. teach someone how to get down like the eskimo

Kris eskimised Kayla and Andrea
That kid was eskimised.

eskimise by Breeziebre April 6, 2013

Eskinose 

The act of rubbing ones nose against someone elses' in an eskimo fashion.

Just like an eskimo kiss but kinkier.

Hey you over there, fancy an eskinose?

Eskinose by Giant Badger May 4, 2014

eskimode 

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.

When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.

eskimode by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

raging eskimos 

A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.

Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"

raging eskimos by sct3sct April 28, 2011

Eskimodest 

A level of physical modesty where so much is censored by the combination of clothing length, thickness, color neutrality and body contour non-existence that it makes an Eskimo suit look like Victoria's Secret.

"Man, I can't tell if that's Suzan from third grade or a Tuskan Raider with a fannypack."

"Women of character are modest. The Amish are Eskimodest."

Eskimodest by t0okes July 31, 2009