Eskimodest 

A level of physical modesty where so much is censored by the combination of clothing length, thickness, color neutrality and body contour non-existence that it makes an Eskimo suit look like Victoria's Secret.

"Man, I can't tell if that's Suzan from third grade or a Tuskan Raider with a fannypack."

"Women of character are modest. The Amish are Eskimodest."

Eskimodest by t0okes July 31, 2009

eskimoses

A combination of eskimo and moses.

The eskimoses is parting the red sea so we can go ice fishing.

eskimoses by Cryptic June 7, 2005

eskimode 

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.

When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.

eskimode by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

eskimolest 

verb

pester or harass (someone) with Eskimo kisses, typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.

Damn it, Sally! You know I hate it when you eskimolest me. I'm a grown ass man!

eskimolest by Kill_yourself August 11, 2016

Eskimost-est brothers 

The ultimate Eskimo brothers. Not have you only penetrated the same women, but you both had a child with her!

Sally: “Did you see Jimmy just had a baby with Janet down the street?”

Nancy: “No way! Didn’t She have a baby with Billy a few years ago?”

Sally: “Yeah that’s her! I guess Jimmy and Billy are now Eskimost-est brothers.”

Eskimost-est brothers by BAP511 March 7, 2020

Eskimost-est brothers 

The ultimate Eskimo brothers. Not have you only penetrated the same women, but you both had a child with her!

Sally: “Did you see Jimmy just had a baby with Janet down the street?”

Nancy: “No way! Didn’t She have a baby with Billy a few years ago?”

Sally: “Yeah that’s her! I guess Jimmy and Billy are now Eskimost-est brothers.”

Eskimost-est brothers by BAP511 March 7, 2020