Those House Republicans sure didn't waste any time after Planned Parenthood was acorned.

I loved how Jon Stewart acorned Glen Beck last night.

I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.

person:look that squirrel is eating an acorn
other person: no shit

A: where is it?
G: it’s to your left
A:????
G: yOU FUCKING ACORN

i think squirrel nutkin has be hoarding in your underpants for the winter

ACORN might do at least a little good despite their repeated offenses at advising people on how to effectively commit tax fraud and defrauding people to believe they are simply registering voters when they are really aiming to register democratic voters. But isn't it *truly* a mark of shame for the democrats when they benefit so extremely disproportionately from an effort at registering the nation's most uneducated, uninterested and ignorant people to vote? What will they do in the next tight election, court the violent pedophile vote?

If acorn still made computers, they would own all others.